Hi dudes,
So long nvr post liao, anw, as u all noe, aft ndp celebration, we went to play lan fr 5hr+... Most of the time was devoted to cs, but some played dota or hero siege.
So, here's the match summary, with commentary:
--START--
--de_dust--
Firstly, as the match starts, Mark is eh... I dunno he wad team, i think is terror, budden as though he knows... so its like, everyone buys default rifles, with AKs etc. Mark continues to buy guns which he does not know.
Impt events:
-Chuaxy camps at bridge and uses awp, kills alot of ppl (Campus Superstar)
-Mark runs around the map, he doesn't even know where the bombsite is, and this indirectly resulted in Chuaxy blowing himself up.(L33t Noob)
-Mark runs around, and emerges from the tunnel, at bombsite B, and runs back to the doubledoors, while TC just stands behind him and errr.... watches Mark run around before shootin him...(LOL)
Later in the game, due to dying a few time consecutively, Chuaxy runs out of cash and buys SMGs instead of awp, which makes the situation worse and gets him killed even more...(stupidity)
--fy_poolday--
This map is known to be the map which Chuaxy totally sucks at... last time kena pwned by TC...
Impt events:
-Engway continues using his tactic of shooting thru walls at side alley.(...)
-Some idiot/pro runs thru the whole map spamming machine gun and kills 3ppl in a row.(WTF)
-SOmebody takes and auto-sniper and shoots thru side alley, while victims just walk stupidly into his line of fire.(TRIPLE KILL!!!)
-FOr some reason, nobody camped in the toilet...? But Miranda Nightshade was camping at the sinks (Campus Superstar)
-Teosissy(wj) kills kohkimtian(ew) coz kohkimtian can't turn around fast enuff... (Break his neck) Note: All names are entirely fictional and any relevance to any persons in real life are totally unintentional
--cs_bloodstrike--
This map owns, with a few ppl all competing for the place of campus superstar, and smoky alleys make shooting very chaotic and dangerous... luckily no friendly fire...
Impt events:
-Some dude keeps throwing smoke grenade, which is pretty much useless coz nobody can see each other... (LAME)
-Wahjiang was blinded afew times by Chuaxy, but he continues to shoot even though his screen was totally white... PRO!!!
-Noobs throw grenades and stand behind the low wall aftwards... and they don't even crouch down, so a little part of their nice head is left unprotected...(HEADSHOT)
-Wahjiang and some other mysterious ppl of the losing team like to stay put... unlike LALAMAN...(Campus Superstar(s))
--aim_headshot--
Very lame match, and Chuaxy was also banned from using an awp... T.T
Impt events:
-Kliven spams with his M16 and in the end does not seem to hit anybody in particular, but he later resorted to camping behind pillars, which still resulted in him getting killed.(Campus Superstar)
-TC and EW both kept going aft the awp on the back wall, which resulted in them either getting killed on the way up, or getting slaughtered when they tried fighting awp vs. AK47 close quarters(LOL)
-Chuaxy disobeys the ban of using awp for a few matches, but in the end still got killed after TC rushed up with an M16(Silenced)
-Mark remains as bewildered a always, esp aft TC kills him with silenced weapons...(Distractions ROCK)
--awp_map--
The ownage map, however it quickly became a camper vs runners aft awhile...
Impt events:
-Kliven takes on the special role of crouching and sniping, and this proved quite effective, because he managed to get steady before the enemy did, but in the end he got pwned aft ppl realised his 'strategy' (Campus Superstar - With Honors)
-Chuaxy gets bored and uses M16 and sometimes a tactical shield to headshot Kliven, and also manages to kill TC, a feat only possible because the M16 shots keep whacking TC's head, causing him to be totally unstable with an awp...(Ass**** Shield-er)
-EW become free-frag afew times, coz he runs forward instead of side-ways...(FIRST BLOOD)
-Mark actually killed afew dudes.(OWNAGE)
--fy_17iceworld_2002--
As expected, this would be the most backstabbin match in the 4hrs of cs...
Impt events:
-Chuaxy got back to using awp again, and no-one complained, coz he also died due to close combat, or coz of his habit of reloading immediately aft killing an enemy.(LOSER)
-TC backstabbed again, and again, and again....(BACKSTAB)
-Wahjiang decides to stay put in secluded locations, while using a shotgun.(Campus Superstar)
-Jeff gets sniped within the first second of the match afew times, coutesy of Chuaxy.(HEADSHOT)
-Wahjiang decides to change his name, and Chuaxy decides to kill him for it.(Wlao)
-Two grenades effectively lower the CT team's overall HP to about 7 per player.... and thus resulted in 1 shot kills for the terrorists.(TRIPLEKILL)
-EW chiongs most of the time! (BRAVO)...bang...
--Awards--
Campus Superstar: Kliven
Best Improvement: Mark
AWP dude: Chuaxy
M16 Silenced Spammer: TC
Blinder: Chuaxy
Spammer: Mark
Most accurate: TC
Lamest False IDs: EW
Most ironic name: Kliven
Backstabber: TC
--END--
hope you people find it enjoyable to read... mark, dun kill me for this...
There were other people playing with us, but i just count most of them as bots, cept some.
See Ya,
Chuaxy a.k.a Lime
PS I wanna fight Crapinni, he is the pro of all pros... I shall be owned... but thats all experience...No doubt he is looking at this post and laughing at how noob we all are...
hope you people find it enjoyable to read... mark, dun kill me for this...
There were other people playing with us, but i just count most of them as bots, cept some.
See Ya,
Chuaxy a.k.a Lime
PS I wanna fight Crapinni, he is the pro of all pros... I shall be owned... but thats all experience...No doubt he is looking at this post and laughing at how noob we all are...
